i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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