I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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