She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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