why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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