If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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