She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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