How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Randomize
