I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Is it penis luge time yet?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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