It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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