I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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