I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
did you just send me my own nude
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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