If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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