as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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