Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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