I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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