i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I party with great urgency now.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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