The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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