weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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