don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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