What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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