True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
