And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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