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I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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