just survived the first fart of the relationship.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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