Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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