and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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