It's Friday. Sex?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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