Are we in a gay sports bar?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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