I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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