I hate your face
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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