yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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