i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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