i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
