Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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