What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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