Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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