Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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