How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
This baby is an asshole
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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