Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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