Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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