why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Hello my rib-scented angel!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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