I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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