My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
do herpes really smell.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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