I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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