I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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