sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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