He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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