On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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