i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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