I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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