Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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