I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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