You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
