i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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