The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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