someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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